Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Illusion Airlines



Welcome to flight number 603,
your trip will begin from reality to la la land.
This flight will be piloted by Imagination and co-piloted by Confusion.
You will be shortly served by
imaginary creatures, rapists, thugs,
naked ladies, aliens or anything else you desire.
You can also conveniently choose your location
from among cliffs, aquamarine, space, barren lands,
shady corners, playboy mansion
or many such attractive locations
mentioned in our catalog.
The calculated time of your journey
will be shortly told to you once you have been served.
Some passengers may experience turbulence during the journey,
we suggest you to take necessary precautions beforehand.
We wish you have a pleasant and euphoric flight,
and you reach your destination fully satisfied.
Thank you for choosing us,
we are glad to partner with you tonight.

5 comments:

KaNwaR said...

THAT is FAAAKKKKHIN AWESOME! I love it...if this blog post was a girl...i,d marry it!

Anonymous said...

What a great piece!

Sherry said...

Thanks you guys! :D

Hardik Rajgor said...

Superb write-up, Kudos !!

Sherry said...

Thanks Hardik! =)